70 tons of pure democracy

Used to define american imperialism and their obsession with the democracy export, often linked to images of powerful weaponry
Do you see this tank? 70 tons of pure democracy son!
by 3divi May 11, 2015
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metric shit-ton

equal the number twenty-four(24).
me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.
by seang February 08, 2013
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Seventy-two ton nuclear

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by ImDaBest(IThink) April 02, 2021
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metric shit-fuck ton

Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."
by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020
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insert-pussy-ton

Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"
Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."
Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"
by DarthLOL February 12, 2009
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Won Ton Soup

When a female from the Chinese persuasion gags herself to vomit in a bowl, then finishes the process by eating the bowl of vomit.
I really love it when my girlfriend won ton soups and i videotape it for educational purposes.
by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 04, 2005
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Thot-ing-ton

Thot-ing-ton- is constantly fucking (sex) female who cant stop having sex and will do anything for a piece of wood (penis), she will fuck the crew, the family or anybody that she desire, also when the kids are involve a lot of these Thot-ing-tons (thots) trick off just to provide for them if aint nothing else they can do.
Kaniya; She's not a thot not even close.

Cj; Yea you rite more like thot-ing-ton lol but you can't judge her though, but I want judge her either.
by J-Owe June 11, 2014
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