A hyperbolically attractive female figure; literally, a female with such short stature, large breasts, and flexibility that she can touch her toes with her nipples by bending over. Usually used as an unobtainable comparison.
She's not tits to toes, but she could win Miss Universe if she wanted.
on suck my toes day, celebrated on june 29th, everyone can post an image of garfield asking the person looking at the image to suck his toes. everywhere and anywhere! go wild guys.
june 28th: *i sleep*
june 29th: oh boy it's national suck my toesday
When your toes are wedged into a tinyspace (typically in a shoe) too much so they start to smell like pickle juice and spreading the nasty smell everywhere
Refers to a guy or girl that have weird or oddly shaped feet. Or features such as hammer toes, poorly maintainded nails, legnthy toes, bunions, or anything at of the norm.