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tits to toes 

A hyperbolically attractive female figure; literally, a female with such short stature, large breasts, and flexibility that she can touch her toes with her nipples by bending over. Usually used as an unobtainable comparison.
She's not tits to toes, but she could win Miss Universe if she wanted.
tits to toes by Jay W. Allen July 18, 2017
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suck my toes day

on suck my toes day, celebrated on june 29th, everyone can post an image of garfield asking the person looking at the image to suck his toes. everywhere and anywhere! go wild guys.
june 28th: *i sleep*
june 29th: oh boy it's national suck my toes day
suck my toes day by colnbebaln January 21, 2019

Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!! 

When Ryan Simpson and Bethany MacArthur started dating, Sebastien Coyle started moaning this phrase.
When Seb saw Ryan he screamed, "Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!"

Pickle toes

When your toes are wedged into a tiny space (typically in a shoe) too much so they start to smell like pickle juice and spreading the nasty smell everywhere
"Ugh! Someone has bad pickle toes."
Pickle toes by 19lydlar May 1, 2020

summer toes 

The incidence of severely messed up feet, resulting in the toes each going their own individual ways. i.e.- "some are here, some are there.."
"Damn, that broad was slammin', but did you see those summer toes?"
summer toes by Haley Wang October 4, 2005

Gator Toes 

Refers to a guy or girl that have weird or oddly shaped feet. Or features such as hammer toes, poorly maintainded nails, legnthy toes, bunions, or anything at of the norm.
Ashley should not where sandals, she has gator toes.
Gator Toes by chazkelley April 18, 2009