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toddy bitch

A Native Redlander by the name of Perry David Pond. Often seen wearing a makeshift Indiana Jones Hat and tiny bound feet. Considers himself part of the vape nation.
Hey! Are you a toddy bitch?? I see you wearing that hat.
by Maryelda March 6, 2019
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carpet toad

A highly illusive yet abundant species of toad. Greasy foods and beer seem to attract the carpet toad. Although many people have claimed to have been close enough to even feel the carpet toad run right next to them, experts have yet to capture one for scientific study or photography. There have been numerous reports that when startled, they will emit an unpleasant odor and rippling sound very similar to the barking spider. Some experts have theorized that due to the different odors and sound variations that there may be different breeds of carpet toads. Most experts agree that it is closely related to the Brown Spitting Toad.
Bill: Dude, did you fart?
Bob: No, must have been those carpet toads again.
by Brockm January 8, 2008
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Krimpie Toad

When you and the fellers are out and one of them is acting like a straight up clown but all the boys are still down for it so it makes you squad up even harder than prior to the clownin
Lil HuCkleberry was being a krimpie toad last night at Club Space, he had all the girls hounding for him.
by Tyler Likely August 4, 2016
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The moon is pretty today

A code word for I love you

And the code word for I love you too is “the stars aswell
Andy:”The moon is pretty today :)”
Nina:”The stars aswell <3”
by You’re random lady July 23, 2021
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Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

A completely normal sentence.
Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago
by Luigi One June 4, 2021
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Toadly

A toad like creature that spends all their free time away from the sausage factory online pretending to be the best ever and drinking alcohol.
Did you see toadly last night? He spent all evening online drinking and throwing up on web cam.
by thetoadkiller February 25, 2011
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