Spoof sponge

A promiscuos person. Loose in the bedroom.

"She is the biggest spoof sponge"

by sparkneon October 6, 2005

squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

dog sponge

When you scrub your dog on a hardwood floor to clean

Me: Mom we don't have anything to clean with. I guess I don't have to do it!
Mom: Don't be silly! Use the dog sponge

by Bradly3679 July 29, 2017

sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted

"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"

by Avix85 June 29, 2017

Sponge Horse

1. A weird, dumb person; someone who is very ignorant and does not like to listen to other people.

2. A funny nick name you can call other people to just make fun of them or make them laugh.

1. Shut up Bob, stop being such a sponge horse!

2. HAHA, Bob!! You spongehorse!! Heehee

by Sunnykatie March 25, 2008

rubber sponge

A person who argues just to argue, someone who "sponges" up arguments just to make others mad.

Kate is being a rubber sponge about the hotel room.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016

sponge dope

sponge dope aka sponge bob dope is chunk dope / fent dope with a distinct yellow color, typically after being dyed with food coloring. Since bricks of yellow fent dope are square in shape, some have suggested they resemble Spongebob. As such, dealers and users often refer to yellow fent dope as sponge dope, bob dope, or sponge bob dope.

Gail: Man this sponge dope sure is fire and makes me nod so hard

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022