losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity

Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.

by sir dank wank snog May 11, 2016

Losing Sight Out of My Ear

When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.

Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.

Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.

And so on.

I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.

I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.

by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Losing your Pink Ribbon

When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.

"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."

by specialbreh June 10, 2018

you lose... a trillion dollars

what you say before blowing up a bi9n ladens taxi cab

wait here a minute..... you lose... a trillion dollars!

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

Losing

Losing is the act of doing drugs and saying you’re not a drugee
(Losing is also claiming that you’re not losing in life if you do this)

Wow that person is a loser, she does drugs but tells her loved ones she isn’t losing in life.

by Yosha Man April 28, 2021

lose

You landed here because you can't keep "lose" and "loose" apart.

"lose": Hey man, how the hell did we lose this round in CS?
"loose": Damn Ritchie, I'm telling you, Sarah's cunt is loose as fuck.

by WllyWnkr April 1, 2021