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finger mopping

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.
I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.
by Brien2 January 17, 2011
mugGet the finger moppingmug.

hold a finger to

1. Used when comparing one object that fails to match the high quality or characteristics of another object.

2. Offering ones finger when making a promise, as if to allow them the opportunity to bite, saw, or break it off if the promise is not kept.
1. Kyle- "what's fishing like her in July?"

Jim- "Well, I'll tell ya this much, the fish ya'll caught today don't hold a finger to the ones in July!"

2. Bill- "You gotta be kidding me! I don't believe you at all!"

Wes- " I promise on my mother's grave!"

Bill- "I still don't believe you!"

Wes- "Here, look, I'll hold my finger to it."
mugGet the hold a finger tomug.

bike-finger

A derivative of the driving-finger, more often used by individuals on a bike. Frequently displayed by bike-messengers/cycle couriers to comment on the ass-hattery of Traffic Officers.

Note: may be utilized with both hands (dual-bike-finger) and is often presented with verbal accompaniment.
Whilst noticing the black and white, parked in the cycling lane, the courier proudly offered the officers his bike-finger.
by Super Evil Brian April 19, 2009
mugGet the bike-fingermug.

Passon Fingers

Someone that wrecks/(roots) everything they touch
Good one passon fingers its broken, every thing you touch you fuck
by Klae01 January 9, 2007
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Salad fingers

the creepiest cartoon series i have ever watched. it will haunt my dreams. the series has recently re-emerged, with part 9. it is the scariest of them all.
i love Salad Fingers' classic british vocabulary. it's genius.
by Chowderz October 30, 2011
mugGet the Salad fingersmug.

finger therapy

Slang for giving someone the finger and the immediate healing this physical and emotional release provides.
I knew that we were definitely done as I heard him yelling at me again so I gave myself a much-needed dose of good ol’ finger therapy!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020
mugGet the finger therapymug.

Finger Turner

An eBook that is exciting to read and hard to put down.
I need ice for my finger. I was e-reading a Stephen King book last night --- it was so good,I couldn't put it down. It's a real Finger Turner
by jbbruce001 April 18, 2011
mugGet the Finger Turnermug.

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