Touche'

right back at you, up yours

joe-"that girl is way out of your league"
girl-"you want to hook up?"
joe-"touche'"

by Keystone Kid April 30, 2006

touched by an angel

When a man/woman masturbates a man, allows him to ejaculate into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the semen covered hand.

My boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an ass.

by DropKickGrl December 9, 2008

Touche

Fuck the French the Goddamn French Frog Eatin Bastards

-AH! Jacques, como talle veu?
-FACK YEU Sven!
-Touche, Jacques!

by LOLZfukinLOLZ July 24, 2008

touche

to win a battle, or agree with someone, someone would say this from the time knights were around the round tables

knight 1: I challenge you to a duel!!!
knight 2: TOUCHE!!!!

by Rhiannon mother fucking turney January 14, 2008

Touche

Expression used to convey an agreement or understanding among said parties

"Halle Berry is shibby" "Touche!"


-See also Shibby

by Slackers April 4, 2003

Face Toucher

Someone who has candles lit every time they have sex. Who gazes intensely into your eyes and touches your face and asks, in hushed tones, "is this ok?"

ryan gosling in 'the notebook' - I bet Ryan Gosling was a Face Toucher when he was getting with Rachel McAdams… it put us off him a bit

by ciapel January 31, 2014

touchebag

what an a-hole is after making a witty point

that jerk david just burned me in front of the whole class...what a touchebag!

by sjr robson February 1, 2009