cunt tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear (an ornamental pear tree). Also known as a weed in tree form. Smells horrid - like a dirty vagina, semen, or fish depending on the day, wind, and weather conditions. Smells especially awful when it rains.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.
Person 1: "Eew, what smells like dirty vagina?"
Person 2: "Looks like the cunt trees are in bloom."
by ihatecunttrees April 24, 2011
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Trees & ZZZ's

The act of smoking marijuana before one goes to sleep.
Guys I'm smashed up, time to go back to my room for some Trees & ZZZ's.
by Cabey Dodey April 27, 2009
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tree fity

I need about a tree fity
by Newman March 19, 2004
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Planting trees

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.
person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross
by YourHighnessDavid May 03, 2014
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Tree Man

An individual that exhibits many of the positive characteristics of trees, such as a relaxed attitude, great listening ability and the unflinching inclination to help those around them. Their lives are also filled with many strange and quirky pursuits, which they engage in passionately.
Tree Man is just a chill dude, always playing Ultimate Frisbee and making mellow music on his Bass Clarinet.
by El Árbol December 21, 2012
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tree fitty

(also known as $3.50)For all you people that watch South Park its what you don’t want to give that girl scout because its about that time you'll realize that’s not a girl scout that’s the lock ness monster and he'll keep coming back for more.
"what do you want lock ness monster" "i need about tree fitty"
by the Klave January 17, 2007
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tree hugger

An Enviornmentalist
Hes such a tree hugger
by Nick April 18, 2003
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