Tape monkey

MR2 is the new tpe monkey(an ATL) and has replaced Miguel.

Miguel, what are you going to do during the day now that you are no longer a tape monkey?

by IT Boss December 31, 2008

tape sword

1. An old halloween pirate sword that has magical powers and has black tape on it to keep the magic locked within.
2. A piece of tape that has envolved into a sword.

With the tape sword I shall vanquish you!

by Master Slurm October 13, 2003

Duct Tape

Duct Tape turns 'no no no' into 'mmmm mmm mmm'

After Jason duct taped his girlfriend Allie's mouth; her protest at him duct taping her to the bed were turned into moans of agreement.

by He ate my heart instead April 26, 2010

punch-tape

Punch-tape is a very early form of computer-memory.
The data-storage device consists of paper only and is written on by perforating it on certain spots.

Can you hand me some punch-tape? The developers took all of mine to program their new calculator.

by Extius June 11, 2006

print the tape

1) The act of buying or selling a stock and registering it to the exchange

2) The act of succeeding with getting the girl

1) I buy 250 Johnny John at market. Print the tape

2) Despite his efforts, Eduardo could't print the tape with the girl because he has Smileytardo disease

by jblazenyc January 14, 2009

Flex Tape

The retractable fluids of Phil Swift

Person : hey Phil can you fix this airplane for me?
Phil Swift : Sure, ill just use my flex tape

by Cactii November 13, 2018

Flex Tape

A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.

John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.

by Big Ol' Boy April 19, 2019