Fossil Pants

1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.

2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.

Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants

Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!

by Kn0w1ng June 5, 2013

Jammy pants

Pants you continue to wear after you’ve sharted

Never trust a fart as you may end up with jammy pants

by Bnicks45 February 18, 2021

Laggy pants

Someone who is extremely laggy, having a poor and unreliable internet connection. See lag.
Once you are given the title of laggy pants you will keep it. Forever. And you will be blamed for everyone else's lags even if you're not the one who caused them. This applies to Xbox Live only.

ian anarchy is the original laggy pants.

by ian anarchy November 5, 2009

GD pants

Big Oversize pants that dont fit the person wearing them

Take them big ass GD pants off boa... them bitches loose asl around yo waist.

by HeBD March 10, 2019

pants crisis

1. Freaking out over something stupid
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants

"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"

by Nashala October 24, 2006

yolo pants

saying that derived from "yolo swag nuts in my pants" and is used whenever a lovely babe is feelin it

the awe-inspiring epical pants

guarded behind a magical door by Erin and Lio

Love me for my yolo pants
Yolo pants revolution

Do it for the yolo pants! </3

by Vicious_Vuhjaina January 30, 2016

Panting Puppy

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.

Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning

by DoctorZig February 6, 2018