Feeding The moose

Feeding the moose is a better way of saying "choking the chicken" because people wont understand.
Friend- What are you doing?
Me- Nothing really, just feeding the moose, how about yourself?
Friend- What moose?
Me- Exactly.....
by KiwiPotato July 14, 2014
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Moose Gang

Moose gang started from the moment Snapchat recommended the Moose Head filter on the quick access row of filters. The filter feature a dynamic model of a moose head that overlaps on the user's face, while the original eyes and the mouth of the user is transition into the corresponding positions on the moose head.
The first member of Moose Gang is unclear, but, during the summer of 2020, more and more people started to use the Moose Head filter regularly, making them a part of the gang. Moose Gang members take pride after the majestic animal that they are named after. They follow the rule of simplicity and solidarity. Helping out a fellow moose in need is the proof of true brotherhood as held by Moose Gang. The sign of the gang is an M formed by one's index, middle, and ring finger pointing down. This is an important tool for identification.
Moose gang is color blind, we are all moose on the camera and human behind it. Members of all ethnicity are welcomed. So far, Moose Gang had evolved into an international organization with members from North America and Asia. A single highest level of authority for all Moose Gang members have not yet been formed, since the gang is scattered across the globe. We seek fellow moose that are out there to hopefully build a stronger and more extensive brotherhood.
Carl: Quick Moose Gang! I need help with this broccoli gang member that's been trolling me!
Matt, Jake, Jack, David, and Charlie: *snaps pic with moose filter
Carl: Thanks gang, I know I can count on my moose homies! *sends pics to the broccoli gang member
Broccoli Gang member: Shit, if you can't beat 'em join 'em *snaps a pic with moose filter
by carltruecarl July 30, 2020
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moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.
that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!
by groupie#1 September 22, 2006
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[Moose Tracks]

Best chocolatey and peanutbutter-cup ice cream in the world.
by kabelly January 19, 2009
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Recreational Moose

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus gives the man a handjob.
She's due any day now. I'm sure going to miss those recreational moose.
by scoopadoop December 22, 2009
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Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body
“You drunk right now?”
“Nah, Im sober as a moose
by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020
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Moose Buckle

When a male that is moose knuckling an extremely dangly and hairy scrotum, pulls it out and drapes that sack n’ balls over the top of his button fly jeans.
My uncle lifted up his untucked shirt and showed me his moose buckle. I wanted to throw up.

My moose buckle got caught in my zipper.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
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