a priest in A minor

A little known work by Beethoven.

Tom: Have you heard Beethoven's recently discovered work?
Langford: No, what is it?
Tom: It's a Priest in A minor
Langford: Awe, too soon, man

by Packin McCracken January 14, 2016

Com Minors

Com minors are a group of kids that are extorters that should be banned and stopped

I hate com minors

by Foiner September 29, 2025

Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.

I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.

by BlueBooty November 19, 2014

minor

something i touch

Person A: is that a minor?
Person B: im going to touch it

by bhoppings July 31, 2024

Cuckolded minor

A person under the age of 18 who is cuckolded by adults who appear to be a crush or a love interest to minors but get used by other adults as the minors watch them

The age of consent turned me into a cuckolded minor, now my teachers or my favorite female adults will just deny me, they wont fuck me Even if I turned 18 years old

by komira July 17, 2024

Minorer

A word used to deceive someone who is more of a minor than someone else

You are way Minorer than me

by Deqlusiv June 13, 2025

Schrodinger's Minor

A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.

Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF

NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that

Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE

In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.

by afon the dumbass December 25, 2023