Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.

Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"

by Cave29 January 23, 2022

microwave oven transformer

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!

A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 17, 2025

microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo

Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?

by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022

Unplug the microwave

Kill yourself

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.

by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022

Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Microwave

Out of space life form with a small one eyed willy

That Microwave is a hoe

by Microhello guy November 12, 2021

microwave

a microwave is a idiot named jaxson who will break your heart and not gaf

ps,,, screw u jaxson

person 1-“omg isn’t that jaxson!??”
person 2-“no, that’s just a microwave,”

by microwave69420 June 25, 2019