A style of upper lip hair, or mustache, that is grown for the month of Movember by a facial hair novice. The growth begins with good intentions and lofty goals of achieving facial hair glory like a Tom Selleck, Dapper Dandy, or the Bandito. The male feels his new nose foliage elevates him to a distinguished member of society. But alas, his proud fur patch is no grander than the unkempt brown lawn of a poorly educated Mississippi man who uses strings of partly burnt out Christmas lights to illuminate his beer can filled trailer.
Jamie tried to go all in for Movember, but never accomplished more than a scraggly Mississippi Gentleman.
by Gamecocks suck November 17, 2012
The act of sexual intercourse with someone whom you have feelings(wife) or minimal respect for(girlfriend; friendly work acquaintance). The act includes, but not limited to, semi aggressive pile driving in missionary, or doggy style positions. Ass spanking, light name calling(mild profanity as not to offend), while keeping respect and dignity in tact for the recipient. The ultimate goal in this scenario is to have a functional relationship upon completion of the act with the hopes of a repeat if mutally desired.
Joe: "Hey man, how did your happy hour turn out last night?"
Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"
Joe: " Nice Dude!"
Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"
Joe: " Nice Dude!"
by OchoShinka July 12, 2010
by teabaggin terminator April 25, 2007
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by Menlo Bob January 23, 2012
Noun: A style of hair introduced to the world via the Andrew DeWitt Show (podcast). If you ask for the gentleman's hair cut the hair dresser will cut your hair however he or she feels is fit for a gentleman.
Man: I would like the gentleman's cut.
Hairdresser: The what?
Man: You know, something modern.
*Gets out clippers
Hairdresser: The what?
Man: You know, something modern.
*Gets out clippers
by PoltRon June 02, 2014
The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*
Attractive woman: *strange look*
by amulet_1972 September 01, 2008