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drain the coconuts

1.verb- to ejaculate, expelling all of the semen you have, leaving u dry.

2.verb- a fat guys masterbation session during or after watching a porno. its been proven that fat folk have bigger balls thatn skinny folk.
i drained the coconuts last night and they hurt now
by jerky_dogfart November 13, 2004
mugGet the drain the coconutsmug.

Mushy coconut

The act of inserting the coconut in to a Women’s vagina. Then pull it back out and then eat that shit
I gave Katie a mushy coconut bra.
by Mushycoconut November 11, 2022
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coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.
Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...
by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018
mugGet the coconut creammug.

Binni and the coconut

father-daughter duo of the century
“nei pabbi þú færð ekki bassa í jólagjöf en þú færð höfundaréttinn á nafninu Binni and the coconut
by labbakútur October 22, 2020
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Coconut Sundae

It's a term used by couples. They basically have sex with just collecting their cum in a cup, then proceeds to drink it afterwards.
Hey, baby. Wanna make Coconut Sundae tomorrow?
by Zairusu July 3, 2021
mugGet the Coconut Sundaemug.

Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.
Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!
by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018
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Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.
Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.
by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021
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