Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014

Flip a bagel

To really freak out over something. See flip a shit, flip a biscuit

1: Way to flip a bagel there.
2: Ben really flipped a bagel when I drank the last mountain dew.
3: Hey! Don't flip a bagel over this, but (insert reason to flip a bagel here)

by MC Ahern February 21, 2012

Bagel with Jam

A tasty snack that belongs together.

Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah

by 2)/!8173$29-8 February 27, 2020

Bagel titties

Titties that look like actual BAGELS

Guy: man those tiddies look like bagels
Other guy: Those are some bagel titties

by Bag ol tiddies October 21, 2018

schmo bagel

term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly

Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?

by Joy Schmoe December 7, 2010

Bagel Comics

A very nice company that makes amazing comics, and has a website! Bagelcomics.com

Bagel comics is the best comic company

by MasterBagel May 3, 2021

Bagel AF

When you fuck with bagels so hard that you are trying to find an emotion for it. You then take to Urban Dictionary to get it added to the dictionary, but it gets rejected FOUR TIMES so you promise to yourself to keep trying every single day until it gets approved.

John was so bagel AF that he wrote to Urban Dictionary 4 times to try to get his word published. I wish I had that kind of commitment!!

by meggielouu September 6, 2019