Swedish Rudder is the act of masturbation with a friend manipulating the forearm of another friend in an up and down motion while the male holds his own penis. This can only be completed in totality if the male ejaculates into a fan spraying his male friends in the face.
"Steve from accounting gave Kevin from HR a Swedish Rudder, well because Kevin is a fucking freak and HR peeps deserve a lil nut in the face."
by ||SPQR|| December 12, 2022
You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 14, 2018
the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
by chav fucker February 02, 2017
A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!
I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.
by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020
The act of running your finger between your butt cheeks, preferably after a large shit or while suffering from swamp ass, then proceeding to run your finger across your victims teeth.
Man 1: Wow Mitchell's breath smells like ahit today!
Man 2: Ya, I think Shane gave hime a "Swedish Toothbrush" while he was sleeping.
Man 2: Ya, I think Shane gave hime a "Swedish Toothbrush" while he was sleeping.
by junkyarddawg February 14, 2019
A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.
I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.
by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 21, 2021
When someone pulls their dick almost to the breaking point on a regular basis in order to increase the length over time
by catmommy42069 November 27, 2022