Meatshower's definitions

russian left turn

When someone decides to turn left at an intersection while not in the left hand turn lane (i.e. center lane). This usually results in some getting crashed into. Popularized by russian dash cam footage

“Stupid bitch didnt’t shoulder check, pulled a russian left turn and slammed right into me”

by Meatshower May 15, 2018

swedish sweatshirt

When a bunch of men ejaculate on a woman’s chest, then take their pubic hair that they have previously shaved off, and dump it all over her. The hair will stick to the semen, looking like a dark wool sweater

Mark, Eric, Tim and I brought this wild one home the other night, and we gave her a Swedish Sweatshirt

by Meatshower May 15, 2018