Gloved Avenger

When you jack off with both hands wearing a pair of rubber gloves and scream a nurses name.

I was in the hospital with some gloves by my bed, so I totally pulled a gloved avenger.

by JETolo April 17, 2009

love glove

1) An inside out used condom, worn on the hand and used by a creepy stalker chick to impregnate herself with your semen.

2) When you wear a prostitute like a mitten.

Definition 1:
Dude 1: Dude i heard Stacy is having your baby.

Dude 2: Yeah, that bitch took a used condom from my dumpster and love gloved herself with my sperm yo.

Definition 2:
Dude 1) Did you love glove that hooker man?

Dude 2) Yeah bro, yeah man, i stuck my hand in there and wore her like a mitten.

by Grandmaster K April 15, 2009

pink glove

a pink sock, from fisting

She said not to try it with more than three finers, but after a little bit of coaxing and more than a few tears I was wearing her pink glove like I'd been born with it on.

I didn't know that I truly loved him until I wore his pink glove.

by Makiuspa Policeman February 15, 2006

Glove Slap

After having protected sex, the man removes the "filled" condom and slaps his partner in the face with it.

My girl and I just had sex but complained because I came and she didn't. I challenged her to a duel old school style by removing my condom and giving her a glove slap across the face!

by savgT June 4, 2018

glove connection

Not unlike the giddy, starry-eyed state of a couple who have newly fallen in love, forging an indestructible bond known as a "love connection" (see Chuck Woolery's popular 1980s game show for examples), a glove connection is the unbreakable bond between me, myself, + I.

More to the point, it is the special bond between one's self + one's own genitalia; a bond that is strengthened by the act of self-love (masturbatory exercises).

Having been jilted once again by a hard-hearted harlot, LaVondrius took matters into his own hands + decided to make a glove connection.

by bananabl May 16, 2011

baby gloves

To treat somebody with utmost caution so as not to disturb or inconvenience them due to their stature or persona.

They always handled him with baby gloves because they knew his father was the boss.

by Al Joshalot February 2, 2010

Glove save

When your going to bone a chick and your friend saves you by providing a rubber.

john: hey bro did you bone that chick last night
bro: ya man Jerry made a glove save.

by nebski January 7, 2011