drain the coconuts

1.verb- to ejaculate, expelling all of the semen you have, leaving u dry.

2.verb- a fat guys masterbation session during or after watching a porno. its been proven that fat folk have bigger balls thatn skinny folk.

i drained the coconuts last night and they hurt now

by jerky_dogfart November 13, 2004

Piss Coconut

A piss coconut.
A unique coconut filled with piss rather than coconut milk.
Alternatively used to refer to one's hairy testicles.

One can also picture Gordon Ramsay using piss coconut as an insult.

1. "Dude, this coconut is filled with PISS!? It's a PISS COCONUT."
2. Guy 1: "Dude are you okay?" Guy 2: "AUUUGH FUCK I GOT HIT IN THE PISS COCONUTS"
3. "You ABSOLUTE DONKEY! YOU PISS COCONUT". -Gordon Ramsay.

by Oli..? March 2, 2023

Coconut Brah

When someone pulls a sneaky over you and it leads to intense frustration.

Aw this motherfunlover just coconut brah’d me.

by Eatsov January 24, 2020

coconut dusting

The act of forced nasal induction of cocaine via female flatulence expulsion. In Layman's term to have a women fart cocain I to your nose.

Man my girl and I have been doing to much coconut dusting, I got pink eye again.

That party was lit! so many bitches coconut dusting everywhere.

by Methium Webster's definitions April 26, 2019

coconut nostrils

Big wide set Nostrils, adj
Usually used as a racial slur
“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”.

“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”

by popapoppin January 29, 2018

Mushy coconut

The act of inserting the coconut in to a Women’s vagina. Then pull it back out and then eat that shit

I gave Katie a mushy coconut bra.

by Mushycoconut November 11, 2022

coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018