Hym "Yeah you're piss but... You banned Assassination Classroom... You don't ever do that... Don't ever ban my stuff. No... No more presidency for you. Maybe even no more senator for you... You... You go away."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.
"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"
by Richard P. Sprinkler March 3, 2021

When someone slits their wrist, and then the male injects his penis into the wound just like a reverse of Ezio’s hidden blade.
by Coach Belvins March 1, 2018

by Moonie March 1, 2005

Can't light a cigarette in a crowd of non-smokers, can't lie down and read at the library.
"Would love to jump your bones but we are surrounded by assassins."
"Would love to jump your bones but we are surrounded by assassins."
by DOC JOE June 6, 2009

Remember that fight in Vinland saga between Thorkell and Thorfin? Remember how Askeladd reflected the sun off his sword to blind Thorkell?
Hym "This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any assassination attempts I've heard of but I'm literally Askeladd and you're welcome for that at least."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin
by richkid98 August 13, 2018
