When a female grasps your penis and throttles it with unrelenting power, leaving a burning sensation after you ejaculate. Not to be confused with Tie Burn, which is a method of ejaculation by using... A tie.
"How'd last night go?"
"My dick's killing me, she gave me the Thai Burn!"
"Yeah, well I got a Tie Burn!"
"My dick's killing me, she gave me the Thai Burn!"
"Yeah, well I got a Tie Burn!"
by Derry "Incest" Collins June 15, 2023
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So, THAI and his best friend TD from BARRIE ONT decided to go to MEXICO together ❤. TD are his real initials.
So one night these DING DONG's went to a beach party then came back to their hotel room around 2:45 am, they both had their own beds but all in one room.
TD wasn't completely drunk but had a nice glow on so THAI decision to keep the party going with just them two in the room and now it's 3:45 am. TD eventually passed out after having his last drink that THAI made him.
TD woke up the next morning feeling a bit hungover and looked to the bed next to him and THAI wasn't there then he got a tingling sensation, like a cool breeze that just whisked something and he was feeling good so he looked down, took off his sheets and seen his shorts around his ankles, zipper undone with his pecker hanging out 🍆💦 but no THAI in sight?
So, THAI and his best friend TD from BARRIE ONT decided to go to MEXICO together ❤. TD are his real initials.
So one night these DING DONG's went to a beach party then came back to their hotel room around 2:45 am, they both had their own beds but all in one room.
TD wasn't completely drunk but had a nice glow on so THAI decision to keep the party going with just them two in the room and now it's 3:45 am. TD eventually passed out after having his last drink that THAI made him.
TD woke up the next morning feeling a bit hungover and looked to the bed next to him and THAI wasn't there then he got a tingling sensation, like a cool breeze that just whisked something and he was feeling good so he looked down, took off his sheets and seen his shorts around his ankles, zipper undone with his pecker hanging out 🍆💦 but no THAI in sight?
TD: " yo THAI, I remember passing out after you made me that drink 🍸 you're the last person I seen right before I cluncked out "
THAI: " TD my brother, since you're a big 6'5" husky JAMAICAN, I wanted to see what you're working with and boy I will tell Yah!! You are BLESSED my brother ❤
I polished it up for you as well 💋"
*** is that considered sexual abuse? Can TD charge him and take him to court so that's the stipulation right now.
Or, did TD enjoy it ?
*** just some advice, please don't be alone with him in a room because he will make advances on you and then depending on the situation he will roffie your drink. Always have 3 or more people around because he's a fucked up dude.
There have been many citing's with THAI over the years especially trying to sexually engage with men, please do tread around him or RUN like CAPPADONNA!! WU- TANG CLAN ain't nothing to FUCK with!!
THAI: " TD my brother, since you're a big 6'5" husky JAMAICAN, I wanted to see what you're working with and boy I will tell Yah!! You are BLESSED my brother ❤
I polished it up for you as well 💋"
*** is that considered sexual abuse? Can TD charge him and take him to court so that's the stipulation right now.
Or, did TD enjoy it ?
*** just some advice, please don't be alone with him in a room because he will make advances on you and then depending on the situation he will roffie your drink. Always have 3 or more people around because he's a fucked up dude.
There have been many citing's with THAI over the years especially trying to sexually engage with men, please do tread around him or RUN like CAPPADONNA!! WU- TANG CLAN ain't nothing to FUCK with!!
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
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You can find him hiding in his car wearing big sunglasses and a hat real low trying to look stealthy.
He likes to creep on people and follow them so please do tread when you see this creep.
You will never see him out in the open because he's always hiding something & I wonder what that is LOL. He's hiding his gayness. So from BARRIE ONTARIO he made his way down to KITCHENER Waterloo then to Woodstock and now he's all over the place. He's always at the 💅 NAIL SALON hiding. You should have a closer look at this creature hiding in his car. LOL 😆 🤣 😂
You can find him hiding in his car wearing big sunglasses and a hat real low trying to look stealthy.
He likes to creep on people and follow them so please do tread when you see this creep.
You will never see him out in the open because he's always hiding something & I wonder what that is LOL. He's hiding his gayness. So from BARRIE ONTARIO he made his way down to KITCHENER Waterloo then to Woodstock and now he's all over the place. He's always at the 💅 NAIL SALON hiding. You should have a closer look at this creature hiding in his car. LOL 😆 🤣 😂
Charles Q: " yo what's that thing hiding in that BMW SUV "
BIANCA C : " OMg, it's that creep 😳 Thai!" RUN like CAPPADONNA!!
BIANCA C : " OMg, it's that creep 😳 Thai!" RUN like CAPPADONNA!!
by THAI 💩 February 7, 2025
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He loves to analyze people so he did this one time to a certain individual but that certain individual played along to make it seem like THAI's antics are going unnoticed but in reality that certain individual was leading him on because Thai stages and plans everything prior to his analyzing routine.
He will ask you to come and hang out with him then put on a Movie, music video or a show that possibly could resonate with you in some way shape or form but he will play off like it wasn't planned when the video or Movie comes on. So this certain individual knew Thai was staging everything prior to his arrival, then he put on the music video and Thai watched the individual from the kitchen like a creep to see the individuals reactions to the video but the individual pretended like he didn't notice Thai, and the individual was acting like he was sooo into the video so Thai could get the validation.
He's done this for decades, he will go even as far as having mutiltiple people involved in staging and acting along to his narrative because he's a real MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
A lot of incidents have occurred over the years.
He set up another individual on June 3rd/ 4th in 2024, took him to the strip club then had strippers on the inside acting along then eventually took him to Holiday Inn in Waterloo as they told him to get undressed then eventually made him take his shoes off etc.
The waterbottle was a good prop along with the staged cab and the banging noises LOL
He loves to analyze people so he did this one time to a certain individual but that certain individual played along to make it seem like THAI's antics are going unnoticed but in reality that certain individual was leading him on because Thai stages and plans everything prior to his analyzing routine.
He will ask you to come and hang out with him then put on a Movie, music video or a show that possibly could resonate with you in some way shape or form but he will play off like it wasn't planned when the video or Movie comes on. So this certain individual knew Thai was staging everything prior to his arrival, then he put on the music video and Thai watched the individual from the kitchen like a creep to see the individuals reactions to the video but the individual pretended like he didn't notice Thai, and the individual was acting like he was sooo into the video so Thai could get the validation.
He's done this for decades, he will go even as far as having mutiltiple people involved in staging and acting along to his narrative because he's a real MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
A lot of incidents have occurred over the years.
He set up another individual on June 3rd/ 4th in 2024, took him to the strip club then had strippers on the inside acting along then eventually took him to Holiday Inn in Waterloo as they told him to get undressed then eventually made him take his shoes off etc.
The waterbottle was a good prop along with the staged cab and the banging noises LOL
MILES MULTANI: " yo, the certain individual is passing out"
ALI: " tell him to take off his shoes "
THAI: " I got the CAB 🚖 ready and the loud banging noises on deck"
STRIPPERS: "MILES MULTANI & ALI, are we getting paid for our time"
MILES MULTANI: " fucking right you are, bend over "
ALI: " MILES, can you bend over too "
THAI: " Wait for me guys I want to have a circle jerk with me in the middle "
ALI: " tell him to take off his shoes "
THAI: " I got the CAB 🚖 ready and the loud banging noises on deck"
STRIPPERS: "MILES MULTANI & ALI, are we getting paid for our time"
MILES MULTANI: " fucking right you are, bend over "
ALI: " MILES, can you bend over too "
THAI: " Wait for me guys I want to have a circle jerk with me in the middle "
by THAI 💩 February 13, 2025
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ALVIN THAI LIM
An HOMIESEXUAL who has told a handful of people that he SUCKS his OWN DICK while he performs one of his favorite moves , Thai Coconut
He can multitask different combo's as well.
Just ask his roommates, RYAN and SAM.
ALVIN THAI LIM
An HOMIESEXUAL who has told a handful of people that he SUCKS his OWN DICK while he performs one of his favorite moves , Thai Coconut
He can multitask different combo's as well.
Just ask his roommates, RYAN and SAM.
SAM : " yo RYAN, have you ever had the Thai soup by THAI "
RYAN : yo SAM , I'm kind of MAD 😠 at THAI because when we all went to OCTOBER fest together you remember that I got in a fight with THAI, he claims that I pushed him at the Concordia Club while he was dancing 💃 with KATARINA but he has terrible balance and no swag so he ended up tripping and falling all by him self "
SAM : " OH BOY, yeSh. I remember. Both of you started scrapping it out after we left and both of you got out of the car and duked it out then you threw THAI on the hood of the car like a rag doll "
RYAN : " yo SAM, can you believe THAI, he tells everyone that I pick my nose and eat all the boogers at the same time"
SAM : "He's told me that as well "
RYAN : " that's it!! I shall settle for a Thai handshake "
RYAN : yo SAM , I'm kind of MAD 😠 at THAI because when we all went to OCTOBER fest together you remember that I got in a fight with THAI, he claims that I pushed him at the Concordia Club while he was dancing 💃 with KATARINA but he has terrible balance and no swag so he ended up tripping and falling all by him self "
SAM : " OH BOY, yeSh. I remember. Both of you started scrapping it out after we left and both of you got out of the car and duked it out then you threw THAI on the hood of the car like a rag doll "
RYAN : " yo SAM, can you believe THAI, he tells everyone that I pick my nose and eat all the boogers at the same time"
SAM : "He's told me that as well "
RYAN : " that's it!! I shall settle for a Thai handshake "
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
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Bob: "How are you going to cover the small of cigarettes in your hotel room?"
Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."
Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."
by Powd May 14, 2022
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by Noitsnotthai November 20, 2023
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