frat-tastic

combination of fraternity and fantastic; but used sarcastically to describe someone or something stereotypical of fraternities.

Those rainbow sandals and pink polo shirt are frat-tastic!

by meredith* September 12, 2003

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testitus

When a person is sick for reasons of missing a test on purpose.

Teacher: Why isn't Jeremy in today?
Student: Oh, he told me he's got a bad case of testitus.

by Like_A_Boss April 10, 2009

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Testie-mony

recalling a story that involves the gonads.

Bill was telling a Testie-mony about a teabaging incident

by Geeo the Spaceman July 7, 2009

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testikickaphobia

Fear of being kicked in the nuts (balls or testicles).

When playing a sports most guys have testikickaphobia.

by toobits December 1, 2009

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Male logic process; used to prioritize basic daily needs and interaction between opposite gender's ways of thinking. Linear logical synapses with occasional redirection of thinking to the head below the shoulders.

Going to a sports bar with your wolf-pack and seeing a hot girl and losing all focus of the friends night out due to distraction; using your testicular logic

by C-Dogg4408 April 14, 2010

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Testicular Absenteeism

1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.

Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.

by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012

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Testiclous lackitious

1) A guy who cheats while still saying he loves you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.

3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.

Example 1-
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!

Example 2-

Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.

by TerinLu May 1, 2013

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