teeth fuck

To bite someone really really fucken hard.

The cum from such a session is the bruise that's left.

If you don't bruise, you ain't fucking right.

guy 1: Dude that's a nasty bruise!

guy 2: Nah, my gf just teeth fucked me. I got her back though.

guy 1: awesome (because teeth fucking is always awesome and reciprocating the gift is always smiled upon)

by MaikeruDesu August 25, 2011

chuff teeth

Person who unknowably has a pubic hair stuck in their teeth

Shut up chuff teeth, go play with your fuck stick

by gh Shocker75 August 15, 2005

Chi teeth

Chichester, an area southwest of Philadelphia, is notorious for the crooked teeth of many of its residents. Most likely a deformity linked with poorly treated water and part time jobs at gas stations that don't have dental plans

"YOOO, did you just see that. Mikey just got stomped out and now his chi teeth are straight."

by Jack Bandit September 8, 2005

tinsel teeth

a person with dental braces

What's the matter tinsel teeth, does the cat have your tounge?

by Light Joker January 31, 2005

blue teeth

A gathering of people with those blue tooth devices sticking out of their heads.

There must have been at least twenty blue teeth at that pretentious restaurant.

by shootandrun October 29, 2007

shit teeth

after hitting someone so hard they swallow their own teeth, ie eat teeth, they have to shit out their jagged broken teeth tearing up their asshole

this guy was talking trash to me all night so i made him shit teeth

i hit that guy so hard he's going to shit teeth for a week

by enforcer bear August 13, 2008

queefy teeth

When someone has been "muff diving"

Oh my clapton! you've been a bad boy, you've got queefy teeth!

by Some guy from the pans March 31, 2009