The taipan

The "Taipan" is another term for Sarso's penis. Although this fierce creature may not be as long and fat as others like "The Cobra", this still moderate sized creature packs a punch like no other. The Taipan is equipped with large venom reservoirs which deliver a far more lethal dose in much larger quantities than others. Being the most venomous and dangerous of them all, once you unleash the Taipan all bets are off.

Unlike other snakes which will lure their mate by a display of physical proweress, The Taipan has an allure like no other. Keeping all physical aspects of its deadly weapon hidden until the last moment when it strikes.

Girl: "Wow, you're cock is huge!, It's no Cobra Though"

Guy: "Cobra's are all show no go"

2 hours later

Girl: "Wow your cock felt Amazing, does it have a name?"

Guy: "The Taipan"

Girl: "I heard of that once, apparantley the sex is so good that you die right afte.......

by Yosarso September 24, 2014

hog tailing

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016

A taiwanese stunner

When a male of Taiwanese ancestry shows you their shaved asshole.

Mike flash them bitches!!! Yo Yo imma hit em with a taiwanese stunner.

by Huevo Izquierdo November 9, 2019

Ambulance Tailing

When an ambulance passes by and traffic moves off the road, so one takes the opportunity of an open roadway to (illegally) pass some people right behind the ambulance. Basically, you drive right behind the ambulance so that you can pass everyone just like them.

Ambulance tailing is a dangerous and illegal move.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 5, 2021

Shirt tailing

Admiring someone so much that you fully imitate the persons style, talk, way of being.(cloning the person)

Son says to mom; Have you noticed travie shirt tailing me.

by Taylor Alan Moe March 16, 2021

PTS WORLD TAIWAN

A newly born streaming platform that is a language genius because it lets Taiwanese dramas make sense in English.

Dude, you should move out from your mom's house because there's a free streaming platform called PTS WORLD TAIWAN on YouTube.

by Tofu is delicious November 23, 2021

phuket thailand

Phuket is the biggest island in Thailand, located in the Andaman Sea off southern Thailand.

guy1: whens the next flight to phuket thailand ?
guy2: i dont know but lets get on the earliest flight! i want some 5 dolla thai massage.
guy1: souki souki 5 dolla mmmm tasty

by UndeadDog October 7, 2008