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Taft

The most awesome school to ever be created. Has amazing art facilities, sports facilities and academic buildings. Dorms are clean for the most part and food actually tastes good.

And for all ou Hotchkiss haters, get over yourself. Were just schools..rivals? Maybe so. But were all going to go to college one day and leave our beloved boarding schools behind. So stop hating on us Tafties just because your jealous of our awesomeness.

Also probably the cleanest boarding school. Beside the small acholhol consumption, drugs are used very rarely. Unlike rival school Hotchkiss who are high off their arses off cocaine every other day. But hey! No hard feelings.

And for all these other definitions claiming Taft as a "safety school", are you kidding me? Taft is one of the schools on the Ten Schools Admission Organization and has a very respected reputation. Now KENT is a safety school.
Ex. 1 - Bill - Hey Jan, you going to the lacrosse game after school today?
Jan - Sure Bill! But first I have to finish my painting of the Mona Lisa.

Ex. 2 - Hotchkiss Kid 1 - Damn! I hate those tafties! I dont even know why but i HATE THEM!!
Hotchkiss kid 2 - YEAH! I hate them for no reason as well!!
Taft Kid 1 - Jeez, get over yourself. We don't hate you Hotchkiss Kids as much as you'd think we do.


Ex. 3 - Taft Kid 1 - Hey dude, what are you doing later tonight?
Taft Kid 2 - Oh you know, snorting some of the new cocaine I just purchased.
Taft Kid 1 - REALLY!?
Taft Kid 2 - Nah! I'm just joshing you. I'm not one of those slimy Hotchkiss cokeheads.
by Bluebugblack101001 October 2, 2008
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Taft

The definition of the perfect boyfriend.
Good looking, interesting, funny, athletic, sweet and just gorgeous. Oh and he can definitely whistle like a pro.
Person 1:Hey it's Taft!
Person 2: Whose that?
Person 3: My boyfriend and the most perfect one ever!
by memyselfandiwouldliketokno August 26, 2010
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Tasty Trevino

Typically encountered while partaking in a Latin eating establishments, a Tasty Trevino is when a male takes a shit in a soft shell tortilla. He then jerks himself off and bastes the burrito with cum. At this point, most males choose to flourish their burritos by adding garnishes, but nevertheless, this part is optional. Said garnishes may include, but are not limited to: lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, etc. Once that's through, the male pisses into a cup. He then takes the burrito and cup and presents them to someone to eat.
In a sentence: I went through the drive through yesterday at Taco Bell, and when I pulled up to get my food, the fucking dude gave me a tasty trevino!

Harry: I'll take a burrito and some mountain dew!

Sergio: Anything else, sir?

Harry: No thanks.

*Sergio comes back with a tasty trevino*

Sergio: Your burrito, senor.

*Harry takes a bite*

Harry: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YOU DUMB WHORE?!
by Dudo_Que January 20, 2011
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Taft

(Verb) To have sex in a bathtub.
Derived from President William Taft, who got stuck in a bathtub.
-Did you Taft last night?
-No bro, my bathtub is broken.
by Dr T. October 31, 2016
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tasty explosive baby

What kinda sicko are you lookin this up!
But they sure do taste good...
MMMM im so hungry i could eat a tasty explosive baby!!!!
by Bob F*ckin Marley July 9, 2011
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tasty twenty

The sequel to “Nasty Nineteen”

Usually used by soon to be 20 year olds who don’t want to feel old.
Tomorrow is my birthday!! It’s my Tasty Twenty!”
by BrenBrenForeves March 27, 2020
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That's a nice Captain tatty bo jangles you got there.
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