Pinky Swipe

The process in which one has finished pooping and wiping their ass, and isn’t sure if it’s clean or not. Instead of wasting another piece of toilet paper, the person swipes through their ass crack with their pinky to see if they pick up any shit. Some even go as far as smelling it to be even more sure they have fully wiped their ass.

“Yo are you sure your ass is clean fully?”
“Yeah man I did a pinky swipe, I’m good.”

by Chogglysausage November 23, 2021

Swipe and wipe

When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.

I matched with her during swipe and wipe.

by Eric PH November 7, 2020

swipe up

to acquire something/do something

"Dude u wanna swipe up on some mcdonalds later??"
"Hell yeah brother"

by bitchpilled March 24, 2024

Swamp Swipe

Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.

I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!

by T91G March 31, 2022

swipe and go

When one touches there vaginal area and touches your penis and gives you an STD

My man can’t get hard cause I gave him an STD from a swipe and go.

by Mr . Sauce February 20, 2021

baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, whether it’s really cheap or expensive

Mark: what?? You bought the pack? I thought you were free to play?

Jill: it was a baby swipe…

by jill lavigne November 30, 2023

Sorrow Swipe

That one hairstyle that all the emo kids have. Long bangs to swipe in front of their sorrowful eyes.

"Dude!...are you crying behind your sorrow swipe. you totally are! pussssy!"

by Ihatemos October 9, 2009