swimming shit

usually refers to:
1) feces in a toilet duly supplied with water

less usually refers to:
2) a despicable indidual who either practices natation as a sport or happens to be approaching the oberserver through waters deep enough to make snorkeling possible
3) an unfortunate event that unsurpisingly lands on the observer, very much in the guise of a floating exrement haunting a British bather at sea
Hey mate, look at that swimming shit (of mine)!

Now, ain't that dude a real swimmin' shit?

I wonder how you could not see this swimming shit coming...
by swimminshid November 6, 2013
mugGet the swimming shitmug.

RTK swims

When you fuck a girl with a speedo on and cum inside
Henry pulled an rtk swims
by Big Daddy42069 December 27, 2021
mugGet the RTK swimsmug.

thought-swimming

To skim, delve and tread in your thoughts. Moving around in patterns that seem to make no sense, but end up making the most sense of all.

To turn over and constantly obsess about a particular subject, object or person in your mind to the point of almost drowning.
I dove into a glass of wine the other night and ended up thought-swimming about my ex-boyfriend.
by EBthian May 30, 2012
mugGet the thought-swimmingmug.

swim talk

a spanish phrase 'nade hablar' which translates as a sex noise creating vibrations in the water which attract fish.
swim talk only works if you try it in the water.
by SWIMLOVER. March 5, 2009
mugGet the swim talkmug.

swim move

1. when you get around a cock block thrown by a girls brother. 2. To achieve a hook up while fending off a cock block/titblock from the a family member
Derek avoided the brothers cock block and excuted the swim move perfectly, then he took that chick home and nailed her.
by thesingerguypg June 19, 2010
mugGet the swim movemug.

Swimming in mud

Having anal sex with a male or female.
by Hammersand February 17, 2018
mugGet the Swimming in mudmug.

Swimming with whales

the act of plowing a porker, may lead to bodily injury, inadvertant victim of canabalism or shame when your friends find out.
My vacation was awesome, but swimming with whales is dangerous
by elsucioSEANchez March 31, 2010
mugGet the Swimming with whalesmug.

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