shiterature

A book you read that just wasn't up to par with what you expected.

Guy 1: "Dude, the zombie survival guide sucked"

Guy 1: "Total shiterature"

Guy 2: "You're slow..that book is awesome!"

by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009

Shitehead

a hobo that sucks dick for crack money. These are common around the U.K.
visiting the U.K. i found quite a few of these, and hobo or crackhead just didn't seem like enough.

Look mommy! it's a shitehead! may i give it money?
Not until you're 18 sweetie.

by Alexander The Great March 4, 2005

fuck shiter

Someone who gets repeatedy fucked in the ass until come starts dripping out.

One who shits fuck juices

You are such a fuck shiter.

Wow that bitch is quite the fuck shiter

by Jason Murray September 9, 2004

shiter

a fright or fleg when some one scares u half to death

fuck sake man you gave me a shiter there like

by charlie-boy July 14, 2004

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

by Danarky May 14, 2003

Stites

A closet homosexual that lisps and acts like a girl.

I hate how that dude Chris acts and sounds like a chick, stupid stites!!

by PsychoSpermy October 9, 2012

Shite

the best English only word ever.

I fooking love the shite

by The Cuntsaw October 21, 2003