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Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.
Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting
by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012
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stierhoff

A dance performed after completing a task, most commonly after sex with a woman. It can be described as doing the Heisman Trophy pose and instantly into a lunge, posing as Tim Tebow gracefully praying in the endzone. Once completed, you stand up, call for 2 beers out of the sky (Miller Lite perferred) and bashing them together violently prior to opening them. Quickly crack both cans open, and water fall the foamy goodness into your mouth from high above your head, so high, Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Texas rattlesnake himself would give you a "Hell Yeah". It has also been known to cause females to flock at the very sight of the foamy beer running down your face and chest.
"So once I finished, I put my pants back on, walked out of the house, and did a Stierhoff right there in the front yard. The MILF neighbor saw me and invited me inside. The cycle continues
by ffohreits January 7, 2016
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Striper Method

The oral sexual act of a "69" only with the man on top.
Joe's wife was upset so his friends suggested that he climb on top and use the Striper Method to cheer her up.
by rgcbub November 8, 2016
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Sniperwipe

When one utilizes the minimal amount of toilet paper to finalize the wiping process of ones anus, or for precious fecal removal.
Frank employed a tactical sniperwipe to expunge all fecal matter from his ass.
by noobcicle May 21, 2018
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Sniper Shot

When a male and female both feel the need to pee however there is only one toilet available, the woman sits down to pee whist the male aims for the small gap between the woman’s private area and the front of seat. It’s usually messy, however with practice, the perfect sniper shot can achieved.
Woman: I need to pee so bad!
Man: Me too! I can’t hold it!
Woman: I guess we are gonna have to sniper shot it then.
Man: I guess so. Good luck!
Woman: Aim well and please don’t spray me... much ;p
by I’m no Gimpton July 4, 2020
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sniperkid

Wow sniperkid little bob looks shy
by ItsTeapot September 5, 2020
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Stuperstition

That’s a stuperstition......
by grimreapersupra October 10, 2020
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