chicken fried steak

the single most delicious thing that my mom makes

KID 1: wanna come over and eat?
KID 2: sure what are you having?
KID 1: my moms chicken fried steak
KID 2: FUCK YEA!(i just came a little)

by DJ Kwik-E Mart May 21, 2008

Fish Flank Steak

When the lips of a womans pussy are long and flappy, usually due to extreme use and/or abuse.

DAMN! The bitch in this porn has NASTY fish flank steaks, they hang down to her knees.

by chuckerman May 17, 2006

flying cheese steak

put a girl on a swing. you push her and when she comes back you sneeze on her. you then wipe the snot all over her.

man i was at the park yesterday and this bitch was gettin on my nerves so i gave a flying cheese steak

by jkbh May 1, 2009

pimp steaks

A hot dog, possibly sold from a vendor on the street, or picked up at your local supermarket.

I got burgers and pimp steaks on the grill, if anyone want em.

by haaji January 12, 2009

Stumaker theory

Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.

Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.

by Joey LaGalo June 6, 2005

Steaknuts

sweaty stucknuts that werent dried in time to prevent escalation of the condition into steaknuts.

really painful rigid scrotum due to overexposure to ballsweat.

Hey wanna go to the bar?

Nah I cant walk.

Why Not?

Dude, I was working on the roof all day in heavy jeans. I totally got Steaknuts today.

by steaknuts August 26, 2010

Steak and Chill

Verb; When someone promises you to do something and they don't do it, despite the fact they signed a legal document with the repercussion being that they must make you a steak dinner and give them head.

Dude, Ryan totally owes me a steak and chill session after fucking me over like that.

by blowmeplez June 15, 2016