stealth mode

n. the mode that you are in when you turn your headlights off on your car because you're about to do a drive-by.
n. the time when a girl's titties are erect.

Daym!!! Look at that chick in stealth mode!!!

by Jimmy January 11, 2004

stealth missile

A variation of the popular mangina; when you tuck your dong behind your legs, but leave your sack out front for everyone to behold. A "look Ma, no hands" version of the brain.

"Shawn creatively showed his friends a stealth missile, rather than flashing a played-out mangina."

by Rude McDougal May 13, 2006

stealth blumpkin

The covert act of getting fellatio, while prairie dogging. The cock sucker never knows they are giving a blumpkin. Sometimes, the receiver may spray febreze on the prairie dog, to keep it's odor hidden.

stealth blumpkineer: Suck my dick you pseudo hippie bitch. Oh yeah.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.

Prairie dog pops out and disappears.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.

Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.

fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.

Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.

Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)

by Dan February 6, 2004

stealth mode

Taking the cover of the Ti-83 calculator and, instead of sliding it all the way on the back of the unit, placing it at a 100 degree angle from the unit. John McClintock does this.

John McClintock Stealth Mode

by Kevin February 15, 2004

stealth impregnate

Stealth Impregnate

I was fucking this 18 year old prostitute in the Philippines. I really wanted to cum inside her. So I decided to cum inside her doggy style. I removed my condom with out her knowledge and shot my cum inside her sweet pussy. It felt awesome. In the process. I stealth Impregnate her hopefully.

by Asianpoker February 4, 2022

Stealth Booty

A booty that goes un-noticed until casual jean Friday's at the office.

Hey Paul look at Sally who would have known she had a Stealth Booty

by 2Tell May 13, 2005