bump staches

When two gay men are having a hot makeout sesh

Hey Brad, wanna bump staches In the alley?

by YE the OG July 13, 2024

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Stache burn

This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.

Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.

Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?

I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.

by Sass sha J May 15, 2010

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stache

Verb, doing pretty much anything related to facial hair

Dude, he's stacheing his sick 'stache.

His facial hair is beautifully stached.

by Dr. Doofmann July 22, 2021

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Hot belly bubble stache

Rubbing your dick on a stomach and cumming on the upper lip to make a mustache

I’m gonna dry hump you so hard and give you a hot belly bubble stache.

by Rdizz21 October 28, 2021

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Shaft Stache

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.

My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 3, 2024

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skid stach

a mustache that is not full grown, seen around town on skids and people that are to young to or cannot grow a real mustache. the "skid stach" is only worn by really lame people.

john was too young to grow a real mustache but chose to rock the lame skid stach anyway.

by mustache mat November 14, 2009

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