Stabbing rhinocerous

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.

Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."

by Bo Jangles The Eleventh May 7, 2016

stabbedomen

What the abdomen becomes following violent stabbing action

"Man did you hear, Mark got mugged in the park last night."
"Oh shit, is he alright?"
"Well, he's got a stabbedomen now."

by deadheadyates September 6, 2016

stab me with a knife

The expression for an overwhelming of feelings (usually good, sometimes bad) in which no other phrase captures the essence of the feelings.

Jeffrey just asked me to marry him, stab me with a knife, I love that guy so much.

by 123britneysoears September 3, 2016

Stabbie

When you get hurt by someone you love. The feeling you get in your stomach that you cant shake but are reminded deep down that things will get better. Its the feeling of hope; that tomorrow will be better and that the past is behind you. Its the feeling of love after a great lone. Its the feeling of knowing your story isn't yet over.

My boyfriend left me feeling stabbie but I will never give up on love.

by Xzavior_StarGazer November 16, 2016

Stabbin' Fever

When seemingly straight Alaskan men are shacked up together in a bunk house or cabin and are bored so they end up having sex with each other because there are no women around and the winters are long and dark.

Dude, where are the chicks at? This cold winter night has got me feeling lonely and horny. I think I got stabbin' fever.

by N.Gucci July 25, 2017

stab some gash

The act of using your erect penis to penetrate a vagina. Was mentioned in the movie "Pain & Gain" in a scene where Michael Rispoli (Frank Griga) invites Mark Wahlberg (Danny Lugo) to go out and stab some gash (find girls for sex).

Ey Mikey, let's go find a few broads and stab some gash.
I was in Miami last summer and I met so many girls, I was stabbing gash.

by Negro-Damus August 15, 2017

stab magnet

A character (or characters) in a movie most likely to be slaughtered by the psychotic killer

The four stab magnets explored the secluded cabin, unaware of the evil, hungry eyes leering at them through a slit in the boards.

by Juan_Toofrey April 23, 2018