Squirrel Hill

prop. n.; an area within the city of Pittsburgh. Has the densest population of Orthodox Jews outside of Jerusalem. Although usually viewed as a high-end area, Squirrel Hill does, in fact, vary greatly in terms of socioeconomic diversity. Its main strip of stores is a popular hang-out for annoying tweens who have not yet discovered that alcohol is more enjoyable than standing on a fucking street corner for ten hours. Other than this, it is usually inhabited by drug lords, the homeless, and street performers. For these reasons, Squirrel Hill is definitively sophisticated.

I used to go to Squirrel Hill to hang out with friends every Friday, before we found out that everything closes at eight-thirty and that it is much more fun to have sex with drunk women.

by Okzoz July 31, 2011

Squirreled Out

1).The act of loosing track of time for a moment(s) or a length of unspecified time. 2). To become easily distracted.

I was in the middle of doing something but got squirreled out and now I'll have to reschedule.

by Lilz-SmacK-SmacK October 3, 2018

secret squirrel

secret agents such as CIA, FBI, ATF, etc. Undercover police officer.

runnin from secret squirrel

by Tom Max November 13, 2003

SECRET SQUIRREL

You and/or someone is up to something .......They ain't saying..

He isn't telling anyone anything,up to some secret squirrel shit again......Fucker.

by GS71 October 29, 2019

Shower Squirrel

That heinous matt of hair that collects in the drain of your shower making your tub back up and your stomach hurl.

For best results, sneak up on the shower squirrel and plunge your hand without looking, scoop up the offending hair in your clutched fingers and deposit quickly into the awaiting toilet. Make sure to close the lid immediately. Shower squirrels can be resilient little buggers. Flush. Latex gloves are optional.

by Writer MD September 23, 2009

banshee squirrel

annoying people that are constantly getting on your case about nothing. they are pricks and dumbasses, and they tend to make random snoring noises out of no where. Shoot these people in the face!!!!!!!!

That bitch over there is a banshee squirrel, she wont ever shut the hell up.. and she constantly is like SNORING or some shit.

by Kory Wilford January 14, 2008

Fried Squirrel

A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.

"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"

by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014