jack diddly squat

the equivelent of nothing; something that amounts to nothing

Vikings aint got jack diddly squat on ninjas!

by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007

diddly squat

diddly squat ain’t but nuthin’ at all

I had DIDDLY SQUAT to do with selling all that gay pornography to those terrorists!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 19, 2019

Fart, Squat and Squeeze

Means something that is done quickly or recently or if someone is coming along.

I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?

by Violetta Divas October 15, 2017

jack squat

absolutely nothing

I didn't win jack squat when i went to Las Vegas last weekend.

by Natalie September 20, 2003

hold squat

In casual US Army Airborne lingo, hold squat is used as an expression when you have to wait on someone or something else before you can complete a task, or to mean hang tight motherfucker, I got this..

The casual usage of the word is derived from the command "Hold, Squat" issued during the Jumpmaster Personnel Inspection (JMPI) sequence for combat equipped Paratroopers in the US Army. It is issued at the time in the sequence when the jumper is to lift his ruck, which is hanging at his waist, and squat down so that the Jumpmaster may inspect the underside of the ruck and parts of the parachute harness that would be obscured from view by the ruck.

Specialist: "SGT someone called asking if you had done blah-blahblah."

Sergeant: "Yeah I'm all over that, tell them to hold squat."

Platoon Sergeant: "Hey did you send those guys out there to fix that fuckin' antenna?"

Section Sergeant: "Well we're in a hold squat pattern on that right now cause it's too dark and the wind is too high for them to fuck with it safely."

by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011

russian squat

.it is a strength training and fitness exercise

its is a full body exercise that trains primarily the muscles of the thighs, hips and buttocks, quadriceps (vastus lateralis, vastus medialis, vastus intermedius and rectus femoris), hamstrings, as well as strengthening the bones, ligaments and insertion of the tendons throughout the lower body.

basiclly all you need is vodka in a 2 liter bottle of coke

a tracksuit with 2 stripes and you're all set to go and become a professional russian squatter.

oh look, slav is doing the russian squat

by russiansquat1447 April 26, 2016

Roman Squat

An event wherein Person A sits on the toilet directly followed by Person B sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of Person A.

This ritual may be done on account of a lack of proper dedication facilities, where Person A spreads their legs in a sad but worthy attempt to enable Person B's fecal matter to fly directly into the bowl, but is most often enacted for the sake of sexual pleasure between two degenerates.

Dan:"Hey Kevin, what was the last badge you got in the Boyscouts?"

Kevin: "It was the Roman Squat Badge! My Scout Master said I was his favorite, so I was the only one he allowed to earn it!"

Dan: "Kevin, Your scout master was a pedophile"

by ZNippleBandit October 6, 2016