squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.

“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”

by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 2, 2019

squashamole

Squashamole - fake Guacamole made with squash instead of avocados.

Would you like to try our squashamole?

by Jamsmommy1981 August 2, 2019

Squash blossom

Sex act between man and woman, where the man is on top and squatting over a laid down person, inserting his penis into her anus vertically

Me and Jane tried the new sex position, squash blossom last night.

by Squeezer420 October 24, 2019

Squash

A person who smokes weed in a public restroom (dabs and edibles don’t count it has to be bud)

Gary: *walks into bathroom with a bong and a bag of weed*

Philip: “Gary your such a squash!”

by D. Wayne November 9, 2019

Squash

To rapidly twerk on a stop sign while eat a bowl of ramen.

I was so drunk last night I squashed

by Frizbee butthole November 9, 2019

Squash the Yonkies

“It’s like when you fuckin mega sesh for at least 3 hours...ya feel me?”

Yo bitches we boutta go Squash the Yonkies.

by Basón December 17, 2019

Squashy

One of the best upcoming controller players in the world. He plays fortnite on an Xbox controller and has placed well in many of the previous Cash Cups.

Yo, is that Squashy, he’s one of the best controller players in the world.

by I like pancakes and soda December 19, 2019