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Spoof sponge

A promiscuos person. Loose in the bedroom.
by sparkneon October 6, 2005
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squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.
Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.
by MaHaBone January 28, 2004
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sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted
"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"
by Avix85 June 29, 2017
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dog sponge

When you scrub your dog on a hardwood floor to clean
Me: Mom we don't have anything to clean with. I guess I don't have to do it!
Mom: Don't be silly! Use the dog sponge
by Bradly3679 July 29, 2017
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Sploosh sponge

Somebody who's personality eradicates a sploosh in a woman. Typically, a super hot guy who has a terrible personality, and thus turns any randy woman into the Gobi desert.
Hes so hot but hes such a sploosh sponge.
by Coomercrap February 7, 2022
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grease sponge

Self explanatory nickname for McDonald's rectangular breakfast hashbrown-like substance.
Synthetic egg, pseudo-cheese and Canadian Bacan't on almost bread isn't quite the same without a side of grease sponge.
by Fred Sampson February 17, 2022
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Sponge and Gunge

Dude 1: why did you take ages in the shower bro?
Dude: I was having a phatt sponge and gunge
by Lil Nish June 26, 2018
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