Splunk

1.The noise an axe makes when it gets lodged into one's skull

2.A large half-ork creature who has an I.Q of 2 and is illiterate. He enjoys animals and killing things that are mean to him or to his friends. He has no sense of pain as his low intelligence has left it completely null and void. Splunk is the by product of a human father and an ork mother. He has a large family which includes his full-ork brother Kerplunk. Splunk travels with an adventuring party through the land of Galador trying to save the world. He has a huge love of animals and desires to be a "Puppyflamethrowerkitty" daddy.

Example 1:"wow that was a loud splunk my axe made"

Example 2: "Dammit Splunk why did you blow up my bar!"

by Charleston Grampen June 10, 2009

splunge

To take a big shit.

I need to go splunge.

by Dan April 4, 2004

splunge

When You take a shit and a big splash of toilet water comes up and hits your ass.

Dude, I just got splunged.

by nate1993 April 13, 2006

Splah

used at the end of a conversation when you are just fed up and dont want to talk to them it kind of means like go away i dont want to talk to ya or in a mess way like get ou the door bud when ur messing

“k” she says “splah” i say “wa” she says *leaves her open* i do

by Not a bifucker January 24, 2020

spluntz

anal bilge

after the hardcore felching session, alun watkins dribbled spluntz for a week

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

spluck

The name given to an individual who is seen as completely useless at a certain activity or action.

Person A: "How did you play today bro?"
Person B: "Oh, I played like a spluck ..."

by why_man April 9, 2009

splunk

Deviant, gay, prison-sex thang. Similar to tossing the salad. Upon completing anal sex and gizzing in the ass, a straw is used to then suck the gizz out of the ass.

Bubba enjoyed watching the new guy splunk Jed.

by ImperialFleet June 24, 2003