split infuckitive

a grammatical construction in which the word "fucking" is inserted into an existing word or phrase for greater emphasis

Absofuckinglutely and fanfuckingtastic are fine examples of split infuckitives.

by ising2 June 13, 2015

Split-clit

When the clit is so big, the vagina looks split further than it should be.

-Yo, that's a huge pussy!
-it's a split-clit
-damn right!

by Ilikechicken37 October 23, 2016

split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.

Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.

by Taciturn February 27, 2017

dicky split

When a man's pants are so tight the seam seems to split his junk right down the middle.

To all tight-pants-wearing women and men, before leaving for the club: women --please check yourself for camel toe and dudes --or dicky split!

by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017

Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

split the dog

To masturbate violently

Sorry boss cant work tomorrow it gonna be a split the dog kinda day

by Sonny bertram February 13, 2019

Coochie split

When you put whipped cream on the pussy and eat it out like a banana split

Yo, my gf wanted me to give her a coochie split.

by DDRmachin3 October 5, 2019