A demon. There's no other way of putting it. Her favorite saying is "NO FUN ALLOWED!" and she doesn't seem to be human. No sense of humor, and - actually, I think she's an enderman. She just appears behind you.
by Turdmeister69 March 15, 2020
Get the Mrs. Spidersmug. The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight other fingers on the scrotum.
Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.
by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021
Get the The Stinky Spidermug. by Beeds January 12, 2008
Get the Spiders webbedmug. A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
Get the sharting spidermug. To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises
What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
by Dix Fix July 19, 2018
Get the spider barkmug. Before an intimate night with her man, a woman hides a bottle of hot sauce next to the bed. Post fellatio, the woman adds some of the hot sauce to her mouthful of man juice, thus creating a venomous con"cock"tion. The woman then bites the "victim" like unto a spider (i.e. a brown recluse or camel (toe) spider or even banana spider) injecting the poison into the man who is still in a post cum delirium. To add insult to injury, she can also spit in his grill piece.
Nate: Dude, I know why they call Jen the black widow!
Mikel: Oh really, why?
Nate: Yeah! Last night she gave me a spicy spider!
Mikel: Totally tubular bro.!
Mikel: Oh really, why?
Nate: Yeah! Last night she gave me a spicy spider!
Mikel: Totally tubular bro.!
by nathaniel69 January 11, 2008
Get the Spicy Spidermug. by rans0515 February 8, 2010
Get the spider ballsmug.