When 8-12 guys cum into a mug. You stir the cum with a large kitchen spoon into a thick milky consistency. Then find a funnel-like object and insert the smaller end into a passed out, drunk female's genitalia. Slowly pour the blended substance into the large end of the funnel and place your bets on the poor bastard that gets her preggo. That is how you sperm-roulette a girl.
by LittleOldMan_69 November 08, 2013
by Mark H June 24, 2004
A rare condition that affects a male's ejaculatory substance color, making it come out with a yellow tint instead of a brilliant white. It's still unclear what causes yellow sperm.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude the other day I was jerking it and my spunk came out kind of yellow."
Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."
Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
A man who actively hunts for the chance to be sexually aroused by receiving or the thought of receiving human sperm in the mouth.
Father: I thought we came to San Francisco to watch a Giants game.
Son: No silly it's Pride week the only baseball will be the catching my mouth does.
Father: You are a sperm shark.
Son: No silly it's Pride week the only baseball will be the catching my mouth does.
Father: You are a sperm shark.
by Angel eyes 300 June 26, 2016
The act of being a sperm burglar.
by Lukethesod September 16, 2008
by the next big porn star July 29, 2009
by Jake March 25, 2004