Spartalia

Spartalia is a definition that is combination of words Sparta+Italia and firstly used in Hetalia board on drawing website Iscribble.
It comes to describe something that is illogical or has nothing to do with the current topic.

-John enters a board and sees its scribbled all the way-
John: "what the hell, is this Spartalia?
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Max: This is SPARTALIAAA~
John: what the hell?

by Neko-Nagi November 12, 2009

sporty christmas

Wearing casual clothes at an event where you expected to dress up, ie at christmas or new years eve.

Girl 1 : Did you buy a new outfit to wear on new years eve?

Girl 2 : No, I'm having a sporty christmas.

by mikalover January 13, 2010

Spartard

Spastic Retard

Rick: wow that guy just spazzed out!
Chester: what a spartard

by WarBagSR2295 September 1, 2010

Sparta-ing

The Act of Kicking someone in the way of a Leonidas Kick into the Pit Of Death

"I will Sparta your ass!"

Joe "Hey what the hell are you doing to that poor guy?"

Jon "I'm Sparta-ing his ass!"

by Artimis07 April 19, 2011

Spartan Upper Decker

When one is frustrated and angered to the point of giving the accused a most-deserved upper decker and feels the need to voice their anger- they must, just before dropping a lung in the toilet tank, shout loudly- "This is Sparta!!!" as spoken in the movie 300. After this is spoken, one would shit with vengeance into the tank.

Angry person- That bitch of a waitress ignored our table for over half-an-hour because they add automatic gratuity to the check, so I will leave them my opinion of their service in their toilet tank in the form of a Spartan Upper Decker.

Friend 5 minutes later- Did you do it?

Angry person- I showed no mercy!

by Litaker April 25, 2011

Sparta-ing

The act of taking a dump. VIOLENTLY.

Sarah: God I'm sparta-ing so hard right now ugh.

Jessica: Dude that's awful.

by potofpetunias November 13, 2011

Sparten

In Modern Warfare 2, when one would kill themselves with any explosive device (cooked frag, semtex, claymore, flashbang, etc.) when in Last Stand Pro, so as to deny the enemy of a kill.

This move was discovered and stopped in Black Ops, but if you had already planted a claymore you could crawl in front of it and shoot it.

John was knocked into Last Stand but killed the enemy, so he pulled a Sparten so the enemy wouldn't get the points for the kill.

The enemy got lucky and hit Jacob with an RPG, but Jacob crawled in front of his claymore and pulled a Sparten to deny the enemy of the match winning kill.

by Sparten October 30, 2012