spanardo

a person who has all the qualities of a spanner and a tardo

sarah is such a spanardo

by michael mc gough November 1, 2008

spangled balls

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating

i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away

by ocaute niceda hipchous* September 30, 2008

Spangle-Eye

Geordie term for the appearance of an individuals eye whereupon it appears that one eye is looking at you and the other at something that happened last week.

Man to person with spangle-eye: are you looking at me or the eggy stain on my tie?

by Tallulah Lovegood February 3, 2009

spankalot

Noun.

1. A hit someone or something a lot in a painful or sexy manner.

"You sure like to spankalot don't you?"

by Buddy1234 September 8, 2009

Spangletastic

A blend word made from 'spangles' and 'fantastic'. Commonly used to describe the Strictly Come Dancing Tour and other camp occasions. Commonly used in conversations about John Barrowman.

'Omg did you see his suit?'
'Yeah, it was spangletastic'

'I'm going to see The Lion King On Ice!'
'Oh...I'm sure it will be spangletastic...'

by imperfect93 March 26, 2010

spanayguld

to shake left and right rapidly so your penis smacks of your thighs and makes a clapping noise (spa-nay-guld)

i hopped out the shower and spanayguld my dick dry

yesterday i got bored and spanaygulded my girlfreind

by dorkadorka January 4, 2011

Spanagog

Referring to or suggesting that someone is 'spinning one out' (going white) due to drink or drugs.

Michael noticed that Gerald was spanagog & proceeded to draw on his face.

by SmokeWeedEveryday1986 May 8, 2011