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Spanking a male midget in a thong with a wet towel.
I was bored one day, in a room full of midget strippers and decided to go on a spainting rampage!
by ZnivekZannaira May 9, 2011
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Spamalot

A musical based off Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In the first act, men have two very small fish and slap the women across the cheeks a few times with them. But don't worry- justice is served when the women pull out much bigger fish and knock the guys down, humiliating them.
Rick: "I just saw Spamalot last night."
Jacob: "How was it?"
Rick: "Hilarious. Btw dude, don't ever slap a woman with a fish; she will slap you back even harder with a bigger fish."
by Rwdnededm.dnqw,ndkqek31ehi23he September 5, 2013
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Spain

Southwestern european country, the meddler boys in the neighbourhood

As a spaniard i have to say, in ten points

1- We're not mexican or south american, ¿how the fuck you pretend we've discovered america if we are supposed to be there already?

2- Yes, we used to be a fascist country, but i can tell we're ashamed (and i remind that our fascist leader couldn't have survived without Mr Eisenhower and Mr Nixon support)

3- Our political leaders (both presidents and opposition leaders) are EXTREMELY dumb, funny if don't take'em seriously

4- Spaniards usually speaks bad about Spain, but we're patriotic in a very particular way.

5- Americans (i don't know why) are obsessed with Barcelona...hey guys! try the Northwest! (Madrid is cool too)

6- It's really difficult to hold all the spanish thing in an only stereotype, but we know you do anyway

7- In a political way, both Nationalist and Fascists are really obnoxious boneheads, it's a common feeling

8- Spaniards dislikes frenchs, and portuguese, and politics, and that thing you foreigners use instead of olive oil when cooking, and goin' work, and tax offices, and bullfighting (really) and flamenco (except if you're Andalusian), and anything in any time.

9- Spaniards likes coffee, soccer, beer, foreign cinema, watchin TV, eating a lot, sleep, party, relax, having fun and complaining about whatever

10- and, for the last, THAT'S THE FUCKING COUNTRY ON THE EU WHERE PEOPLE WORKS MOST AND GETS PAID LESS

Hope that helps all you
Foreigner- Where u from?

Spaniard- Spain

Foreigner: ¿Really?

>>>Option 1- *Kick his balls*
>>>Option 2- *Suck his cock*
>>>Note- We don't like get people indifferent, dudes
by Spanish_boy September 23, 2009
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Spainy

A character from old irish folk lore, this young man would attack small children in their sleep and scare them with his slurred drunken speech.
"Ahh its Spainy!"
by Spainy May 19, 2004
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Spam Hulahoop

The spam-like hole in the middle of your anus, where the chocolate comes from.
(In Mr. Bean voice...) Oooh, hello sailor... do you want to finger my spam hulahoop? .... please...
by The chocolatier February 11, 2005
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Spam

An acronym that stands for Stupid Pathetic Annoying Messages.
E-mail Folders:

Inbox-3
Spam-102394059382039400
by MyNameIsChloeeee April 25, 2010
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Spam Jumper

"Spam Jumping" is a term used by angry noobs and 10 year olds in Murder Mystery 2 on Roblox. Apparently, if you jump more than 3 times, you're SpAm JuMpEr and should be banned from the game forever. Remember, kids, you're not allowed to use any technique in Murder Mystery 2, or you'll piss a little kid off.
poopystinkyfart56234 (Level 18): "u nob u r just a spam jumper lol u not good at this game u nob lololol"

WwwxxxDfDg (Level 60): "Yes, I'M the noob."
by Not a dumba$$ July 21, 2022
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