Laguna- you you tryin to get some soft leg?
Carter-Nah goona, you only get that rough leg...poor guy
Carter-Nah goona, you only get that rough leg...poor guy
by Geese1201 December 23, 2009
Get the Soft Legmug. a female that is more masculine in additude,dresses like a man but still has a lil bit a (femme) in her.(Soft butch_ females don't want to be men but love dressing and acting like men.
by MeL Perez January 29, 2004
Get the soft butchmug. by MercbeGee October 10, 2008
Get the Soft Dickinmug. Sexual Act:
When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.
If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.
The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.
When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.
If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.
The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.
Dude1: "This is my daughter, Jonathan."
Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)
Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"
Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.
Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)
Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"
Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.
by Baby Jonathan November 5, 2011
Get the soft jonathanmug. When he responds by liking your message. Technically he is the last person to interact but you risk double texting if you say anything after.
by yurdmoney$ September 27, 2019
Get the Soft Ghostmug. by Nedus June 11, 2006
Get the Soft Servemug. A professional athlete who is afraid of physical contact in his sport of choice. In particular mens contact ball sports. eg, soccer, AFL, NRL, NFL, NBL.
Spectator 1: "Look at Des Headland (AFL footballer) he's so shit-scared of getting thumped he's playing like a frightened poofter!"
Spectator 2: "You're not wrong. He's playing like a SOFT TOY."
Spectator 2: "You're not wrong. He's playing like a SOFT TOY."
by JJ Brubaker July 13, 2006
Get the soft toymug.