locker soccer

possibly one of the greatest games ever created. A game of soccer in a condensed section of the locker room with a tennis ball. Teams consist of 2 people and they can not pass their territory line when they shoot.

John and Jon are undefeated in locker soccer.

Locker soccer was the best part of football season this year.

by rimjob1000 December 11, 2007

Somali Soccer

A completely different sport from soccer.

This sport is a combination of WWE and Soccer in one game. Builds toughness and perseverance .

Yo warya somali soccer was hassid

by AhmedAbdijabbar May 29, 2018

British Soccer Boys

Elite Group for Elite Individuals.

They run the entirety of Twitter.

"Those British Soccer Boys run twitter Dave be careful"

by EliteMentality June 16, 2018

Diehard Soccer

It is a term used to define someone who lives and breathes the sport of soccer such that he has transcended from being a diehard soccer fan to the very sport of soccer itself. This individual imbues the whole meaning and spirit of the sport and is considered a 'diehard soccer' himself.

This term can be a noun and an adjective.

Have you seen Gerard around lately? He has been watching soccer day and night...
No bro... he is diehard soccer.

by ggbaby95 April 9, 2019

Whore soccer mom

A whore soccer mom is a mom who is divorced and has a sexual craving so she will fuck with any one who comes next to her.

Where is Andrea?
Probably getting her own practice in from the coach.
Yeah probably being the whore soccer mom age is

by Shhddtigx77 September 26, 2020

JV B Soccer Captain

Leader of the shittest team at school. Destroys his knee and avoids the practices like a cunt

Chris was a shit captain who abandoned his team, as the jv b soccer captain

by Oof699669 November 19, 2018

soccer mom

The inventors of some of the most decadent things to come in the world such as the minivan, V-chip, ESRB and censorship.

Too bad the soccer mom doesn't exist so we don't have to deal with this useless shit.

by R.F June 4, 2012