Bitch Snorkel

When you just happen to be laying down and a dog (female) sits in your face in such a way that its vagina touches the tip of your nose, wetting it slightly.

"Hey, did you here about what happened to Sammy?"
"Yeah, he totally got bitch snorkeled by his cousins dog!"
"Ha, classic."

by MOTHERFUCKINGSHAZ September 15, 2016

Snorkelers

The act of sucking the bosses dick in QR, in order to receive overtime favors.

Dan and Lucas really are snorkelers in the office, look at all the overtime they get!

by SEABISCUIT797 December 22, 2023

goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

Blue Snorkel

When a man uses a penis pump too often and blows a vein in ones penis. Making a blueish purple bruise.

Guys! I heard Jimmy has a blue snorkel! He uses his pump way too much!

by SunShine39 January 24, 2019

Gut snorkel

A bullet hole in the abdomen area

He was trying to break into my car so I shot him and gave him a gut snorkel

by Thompson0127 May 26, 2025

Fart Snorkel

A snorkel placed in the mouth of the first party, while a second party sits on the opened end and farts down the tube into the mouth of the first party.

Wes gave Cody a fart snorkel while he was snorkeling in the pool.

by Peesalot June 21, 2018

Snorkeling

When a man puts his open mouth over another mans anus and uses his balls to cover his eyes while simultaneously grabbing his shaft.

Alex almost suffocated after hours of intense snorkeling with George.

by Cammtheman August 13, 2018