smoggy

moppy, a lover of murray mints from fulwell, sunderland also a big fan of pies.

smoggy is a long blonde haired homosexual.

by liam/leeham December 24, 2007

Smegsanchez

the art of chiseling of the steamy pile of smeg cheese from the end of the cock, from many weeks of not washing, and generously smearing a fingerfull onto your girlfriends lip.

"damn dave i didnt know your dad had a moustache,
oh no thats just my girl friend, i done some seriously good smegsanchezing last night!

by Samray185 March 8, 2007

spicy smogcheck

The act in which the male cooks a meal for his partner consisting of her favorite foods.He then procedes to eat all of the prepared food in front of her, sharing none at all. After a period of digestion, he then forces himself to vomit the meal into her rectum, and procedes to use the vomit as a lubricant for anal sex.

"Last Thursday evening, after the wife spilled my beer on me, I went into the kitchen, and proceded to spicy smogcheck that ho."

by banana hammocks August 2, 2008

Smosy Smos

Smosy Smos

Generally used to describe someone who is terrible at something. Can also be used to describe someone who is a "wannabe" or someone who boasts about something they really don't have.

damn you see that smosy smos... yeah man we should call that fool brown nosy nose...! fo weal fo weal...

by BROWNNOSYNOSE July 21, 2009

Smoosh print

Like a man's "mushroom print" it is a vagina on the forehead.

"It was so sloppy, I left that guy a smoosh print."

by Taco96 January 5, 2009

Smoosh Push

Smoosh-Push l smooshpush l
Adjective

1.The inability for a flaccid or semi/flaccid penis to enter the vaginal canal.

-The smooshing of male and female genitalia without actual penetration.

Smoosh push till the break of dawn. l We banged until all we could do was smoosh push.

by Tarasaurusrex December 9, 2010

smogging

When 2 people take drags from a cigarette, hold it in and then kiss.

We were smogging last night behind the store.

by pavel6590 January 8, 2017