Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

Smidge

Small amount

How much sugar in your tea? Just a smidge.

by NAbardi June 15, 2018

Smudgel

When your wife sneaks in and breaths on your neck while tickling you. While make a kid voice.

My wife smudgels me when I'm trying to watch tv.

by Canmar12 August 29, 2018

Slodge

The smelly, sticky, gooey, dirty, distinctive smelling, esturine mangrove mud, that settles, tidal layer by tidal layer, inside an abandoned boat wreck.

The slodge adhered to him tenaciously, and it's distinctive smell lingered long after he had left the wreck.

by Lipharam March 4, 2019

Smudge Campaign

The passive-aggressive equivalent of a smear campaign.

The arseholes at The Washington Compost said I like mojitos. Now everyone is going to have a slightly lesser opinion of me. God damn smudge campaign, is what it is.

by ShittingWithShapiro March 25, 2019

Smudge

Smudge is one of the members of Brawl Stars Amino. She is JackStyles girlfriend and is considered by some: an epic gamer girl.

Smudge is really cool.

by Spider-Smudge August 17, 2019

Smidge

A nickname for the most annoying person in the world

ughh its smidge

by ITS NIKA BITCH September 5, 2019